How To Be An Idiot In 2019

How To Be An Idiot In 2019

(Subtitle: I Wish This Were Fiction) Harder Every Day It used to be easy to be an idiot. Just follow your feelings, don’t read books and stay away from positive role models. You watch a little TV, play a few video games and boom, you’re an idiot.  Today’s problem...
Eye update: Surgery #3

Eye update: Surgery #3

Hello, fellow artists (As in the ART of standing). I thought I would give you an update on my latest adventures. Friday morning I was putting on my shoes to go and celebrate Suzie’s day off with errands and Mexican food. Yum. But when I sat back up, I noticed a...
42 Times You Are NOT Waiting On God

42 Times You Are NOT Waiting On God

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. ~ Isaiah 40:31 This scripture is often quoted to teach us patience and to show the dangers of...
Sight For Sore Eyes: Vision Update

Sight For Sore Eyes: Vision Update

Quick vision update Eye: Better Cool Jello effect: Gone Focus: Getting there Depth perception: Comical Writing: Eyestrain Attitude: Gratitude Doc said I could do anything I want and then left before I could hit him with an obvious Dad joke. Smart man. Writing on the...
Golden Electric Jello

Golden Electric Jello

When Life Gives You Lemonade One of the interesting things about living at my house is the invisible, unspoken No Whining Rule. I’m not saying it’s impossible for me to whine. (Ask anyone.) It just achieves no satisfaction. Maybe an arched eyebrow. When...
Love Is a Can of Paint

Love Is a Can of Paint

True Love Is A Verb Love is something you do. We all know this. But it’s easier to make it about feelings. Because feelings don’t require me to paint the kitchen. This weekend, because of a strange mix of schedules and latex allergies, I ended up taping...

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